Crap Shoot: The You Testament
The You Testament is… amazing. Its credits screen boasts that it was put together in just three months, and it shows. It’s packed full of obvious misinterpretation and just absolutely insane game-versions of passages from the original texts (and I speak as an athiest, albeit one who has actually read the Bible), not to mention hacked together scenes that leave you staring in genuine wonder at Jesus turning a sword into wine while Mary beats up onlookers with a 2×4 plank. Yes, it’s tedious constantly running from one side of the map to the other just to hear lousy dialogue, but you can’t get away from the fact that this is a religious game which lets you mind control Jesus Christ and make him punch people in the face.