Vote no on Jesus

McSweeny’s has an incredibly clever review of the intersection of politics and Jesus’s teachings. It takes the form of a letter from Pat Robertson to his followers on a presidential campaign by Jesus H. Christ and makes some salient points.

Just six months after His re-rebirth, it has become startlingly clear that Jesus has lost touch with America. Far from being a prudent Savior, Jesus has proven to be no more than a foolhardy liberal. Aligning Himself with the far-left minority, Jesus has adopted the lofty and politically correct delusions that have come to define the liberal elite. Nowhere is this more apparent than in Jesus’ irresponsible welfare proposals and pleas for universal healthcare.

[It looks like MI. Governor Jennifer Granhom got in trouble for making similar comments on public television.]

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